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GIF: Johnny Manziel never stops autographing, even on the field

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Much was made over the offseason about every single thing Johnny Manziel did. After all, you can only ask LeBron so many times in a day what it was he had for lunch (hopefully no one decides to test this statement after this).

Whether he was “dehydrated” or just a drunk (http://nbabham.com/johnnydrunkass/ ) or a Texas fan that swore he paid him $200,000 but had no evidence (http://nbabham.com/manzielgotpaid/) or whether he was trading autographs for “food” (http://nbabham.com/manzielforfood/), everybody was all over everything he did. And it hasn’t stopped.

After being suspended for a whopping 30 minutes for whatever he may or may not have done, Johnny took the field again against Rice in the most heavily hyped 2nd half of a game against an overmatched team you’ll ever see (at least until Johnny get suspended for a half again). As you can see below, on his first TD pass, he demonstrated how he never stops, NCAA be damned.

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(GIF via LA Times and the Tonight Show)

At least the kid knows business never stops. Gotta worry about that bottom line at all times.¬†Next stop: scoring a TD, doing a line of coke off a cheerleader’s boobs, signing them, taking money for it, and then peeing on the NCAA logo. Come on Johnny, you know you want to.

 

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