- Top 10 funniest sports screwups from 2014
- Christmas Lists for all 32 NFL teams
- Top 10 funniest Gameday Signs from the 2014 College Football season
- NFL bails out CFP committee, names TCU 2014 NFC South Champions
- Top 10 funniest Odell Beckham Jr. catch memes
- Halloween NFL Logos: all 32 NFL logos if they were scary
- Pothead NFL logos: What if all 32 NFL logos smoked weed?
- Top 10 worst celebrity first pitches of all time
- Top 10 most obnoxious drunks in the NFL
- Star Wars MLB logos: all 30 teams re-mixed with Star Wars
- Top 10 funniest LeBron back to Cleveland memes
- “Game of Thrones” Banners For All 30 MLB Teams
- Which X-Men Character Is Your MLB Team?
- Top 10 funniest Jameis Winston crab leg memes
- What NBA logos would look like if they were Pokemon
MLB.com Selling Authentic Royals Fans’ Tears
- Updated: April 6, 2014
Are you a Royals fan? Have you been a Royals fan since their last playoff berth? Do you even remember when their last playoff berth even was? Well, MLB.com’s online marketplace has a product for you.
For those Kansas City fans who have been following their team for the last 28 years, seeing the Royals participate in zero playoff games in that time, you probably have no more tears left to shed. Lucky for you, Royals Authentics has wisely been collecting those tears for decades and is making them available for Royals fans in need for only $19.99 per bottle.
When the Royals get you down but your tear ducts are as effective as their bullpen, put a few droplets from the bottle in your eyes and cry not just any tears, but authentic Royals fans’ tears. As the season wears on and a playoff berth drifts further and further out of reach for the 29th consecutive season, simply pour the entire contents in your eyes for a more appropriate effect.
Buyers will receive a certificate of authenticity to ensure they are receiving actual Royals fans’ tears and not Pirates fans’ tears that MLB.com has been unable to sell since last summer.
Related Posts
