NOTSC’s Top 10 Funniest stories of the Week 02/24-03/02

These are the 10 funniest NOTSportsCenter stories or tweets or statuses or hatings of your team or whatever you want to call them of the week from across NOTSC, determined by writer selection and ranked by Retweet count from twitter.

This week featured Riley Cooper, Mark Sanchez, Tom Brady, Lindsey Duke, Allen Iverson, Raymond Felton, Carmelo Anthony, Wichita State, and more.

Click through (by clicking the page numbers at the bottom) and re-live or catch up on what you missed in the past week, with some extra commentary thrown in for #HumorReasons. Enjoy!

This week’s Top 10 is in honor of the Houston Astros’ 2014 season, which tragically came to end before the calendar even turned to March:

The first spring game of the #Astros' 2014 season has begun . . . . BREAKING: Houston has been officially eliminated from playoff contention

— NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) February 28, 2014

So sad. They looked like they could’ve at least made it through the first week of April.

Here we go.

#10 Franchise tag season brought a tag for a big name

BREAKING: Taco Bell has placed the franchise tag on star cashier Mark Sanchez, a deal that will pay him a whopping $8/hour for the next year

— NOTSportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) February 28, 2014

Now they’ve set the market for Vince Young, who was hoping for at least $7 an hour. He’s gotta be stoked.

Burger King and McDonalds had reportedly expressed interest, so they needed to get Sanchez locked up.

At least they know he won’t be playing football any time soon.

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