Prince Fielder To Star In “Fifty Shades Of Grey” Movie


With a wealth of free time following his season ending injury, Prince Fielder has taken time away from drowning his sorrows in boatloads of gravy to take up a new hobby: acting. It is not something Fielder is completely new to. He has had plenty of experience acting like a player interested in his coaches’ diet and conditioning recommendations. Now he not only has a chance to be a part of a feature film, but he has agreed to star in the upcoming “Fifty Shades of Grey” movie.

Here is an exclusive first look at the “Fifty Shades of Grey” teaser poster featuring Prince Fielder:

The production company wanted to make the inexperienced actor as comfortable as possible by adding someone to the cast that Fielder has great chemistry with, Sara Lee. Rumor has it that some of the steamy threesome scenes may also include Mrs Butterworth.

If this goes well, more acting work could be available in Prince’s future. J.J. Abrams has already expressed interest in the Rangers first baseman being a part of Star Wars: Episode VII. He would play the new Death Star.


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