NOTSportsCenter Presents: Someone’s An Idiot


These are responses to NOTSportsCenter tweets from Saturday May 11 – Monday May 13.

We start with a message to TheNBAonNOTSC:


Yeah god it’s SO obvious we hate (insert your team here). It’s because we do. It doesn’t matter who it is. We hate ‘em. All of ‘em.

(We hate your NBA team:

(We hate your NFL team:

Other sports coming soon.

Back to YAI, this kid offered us a choice:


This kid’s like 13 and takes selfies. He’s gonna be such a pimp* when he grows up. (* = aka alone forever)

Next we have a request:


This isn’t the Derrick Rose fan page? Boy have we been doing it wrong then. Oops.

On Monday we tweeted that for the 943,338th day in a row, Americans don’t care about soccer, breaking the record set yesterday. And boy did soccer fans not like it:


Nah. It’s completely true. Or:


Americans hate soccer so much they hated it before Christ. That’s intense.

This guy has a point…he thinks:


Yup. We’ve been keeping count for 2,500 years. You caught us.

More people that took exception to it:


At least you’re polite about it?

Then there’s this guy:


Who continues to follow despite the tweet. Who’s the real idiot here?

This guy has some soccer facts for us:


It couldn’t be because soccer tickets are like $5 and NBA/NHL are like $40…nah. That couldn’t be it.

Finally…we have this soccer guy.


A soccer fan making a gay joke. Who could’ve ever seen THAT coming?


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