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NOTSportsCenter Presents: Someone’s An Idiot

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These tweets were in response to @NOTSportsCenter tweets on Friday, May 24.

First, we have an observation about us:

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We’re like part national enquirer/part onion/part sportscenter from 10 years ago/part alcohol. Emphasis on the alcohol.

Game 2 was another game featuring the Heat where they were losing for 90% of it. So they were the focus, and as usual, Heat fans love us:

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Hater, Lame, and swear words are about the extent of a Heat fan’s vocabulary. Try opening a dictionary. Oh…that would require being able to read. Sorry.

Next, we have yet another guess at our fandom:

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So in the past 2 weeks we’ve been a Heat fan, Bulls fan, Heat fan, Cavs fan. Remember we hate EVERYONE. Proof: http://notsportscenter.com/notschatesyournbateam/

Lance Stephenson’s head got in the way of Dwyane Wade’s elbow late in Game 2. Nothing was called. We said if you flipped those there would be 23 flagrants called.

Your thoughts?

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Wade just barely missed our all-whining team that we tweeted the other day but there was nowhere to put him with LeBron and Kobe starting.

Somebody else has a different idea:

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Uh…sure? But that’s impossible anyway, that would require being able to whine 25 hours a day.

When some Heat fans are mad, they often get irrational. Take this guy for example:

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After you do that you should continue your search for “World Piece.”

Next we have someone who has thoughts on all the flopping:

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Wade had a play where he basically tried to sell that he got knocked from the 3 point line to the baseline. But sure, “no flopping.” Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.

We interrupt this edition of @YoursAIdiot for some BREAKING NEWS:

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HOLY HELL NO WAY. THAT CAN’T BE TRUE. NO. SHUT UP. YOU MUST BE LYING. WOW. TOO WILD.

Finally, we have maybe one of the favorite questions we’ve ever been asked:

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Yeah, TheNBAonNOTSC goes way back with Michael Jordan…we asked him how to respond to this. He said to say “Yours A Idiot.” Oh that Jordan…he’s too funny.

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