Top 10 funniest Johnny Manziel draft night tweets

Draft Day can be stressful for many people, especially for the people that actually paid the money to create that movie. Despite some shall we say…mediocre reviews, Draft Day was surprisingly accurate, as the Browns traded up and down the draft board like they were playing franchise mode in Madden. And surprisingly, they kept passing on Johnny Manziel.

At first Manziel thought he dodged a bullet:

Johnny Manziel in the Green Room after Sammy Watkins was picked: "Cleveland traded out rather than take me??!?! THANK YOU JESUS." #NFLDraft

— NOT SportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) May 9, 2014

But then he kept sliding:

Picks 6-10 of the #NFLDraft 6. Not Johnny Manziel 7. Still not Manziel 8. Nope, not Manziel either 9. Manziel? Nah. 10. No Manziel here

— NOT SportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) May 9, 2014

And sliding…but he racked up big Green Room stats in the mean time:

Johnny Manziel's current green room stats -46 autographs signed -8 beers shotgunned -5 body shots taken -3 pairs of underwear changed into

— NOT SportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) May 9, 2014

Suddenly he was drafted…or was he?

BREAKING: Johnny Manziel has finally been taken, by the Sain…oh no wait, they don't want him either. Never mind. #NFLDraft

— NOT SportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) May 9, 2014

It seemed like it was never going to happen, as predictions of what would happen before he got drafted started rolling in:

The #Cubs will win a World Series #BeforeManzielGetsDrafted

— NOT SportsCenter (@NOTSportsCenter) May 9, 2014

Yikes. But even that seemed possible at the time. And in true Cubs fashion, quickly died.

Finally he was actually drafted. By the Cleveland Browns. Yes, after passing on him twice, they decided the third time was the charm. So he’s actually a Cleveland Brown. Do you realize who Johnny Manziel is going to be tutored by?

I'm just glad Johnny Manziel has a mentor at QB that will teach him to act like a pro. Oh wait… pic.twitter.com/rkm0BYuehs

— LostLettermen.com (@LostLettermen) May 9, 2014

Manziel thought he was a good drinker before, just wait till Vince Young is done with him.

Naturally, twitter was ablaze with all kinds of hilarity. So we’ve put together the #NOTSCTop10 funniest tweets about Johnny Manziel’s draft night.

Check them all out by clicking the page numbers at the bottom.

There’s appearances by parody accounts, real athletes, news networks, news reporters, everyone wanted a chance to crack a joke about Manziel’s night.

The best one wasn’t even intended to be a joke…which makes it even better. Enjoy!

10. The Cleveland Browns official team account

Even on a night where the Browns made multiple smart, sound moves, they couldn’t resist doing what they do best: screwing up.

The #Browns invented a new number for the pick they used on Johnny Manziel (pic via @2caleb) pic.twitter.com/Ek8Nf5P7on

— Yours A Idiot (@YoursAIdiot) May 9, 2014

Vince Young still doesn’t understand what the problem with “22th” is.

He just graduated from 22th grade. Or so he thinks.

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