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Top 10 Uses For The Baseball $5 Coin

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The U.S. Mint is about to begin production of innovative coins commemorating the National Baseball Hall of Fame, including a gold $5 coin. Unlike other all other coins and most Rockies pitchers, these coins have a nice curve.

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Following are some of MLB-related uses specifically for the new $5 coin.

#10

Used by Commissioner Bud Selig to break ties in the All Star Game.

#9

Monthly salary for the highest paid player on the Astros roster.

#8

Used as shingles on Robinson Cano’s new home in Seattle.

#7

Used as a cereal bowl by Jose Altuve.

#6

Have a logo designed by the same 6th grader to created the Miami Marlins logo.

#5

Buy a used hat from one of the fans who jumped off the Yankees bandwagon last season.

#4

Bowl-shaped glove side used to catch tears of steroid users for whom this coin is the closest they will come to being part of the Hall of Fame.

#3

Flipped to determine the outcome of Angel Hernandez replay reviews.
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#2

Buy a cup of beer at Fenway Park that is barely larger than the coin itself.

#1

Finally raise enough money to cure cancer by donating one $5 coin to cancer research for every home run allowed by Orioles pitchers.

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