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Video: Bulls C Joakim Noah confirms he’s actually female

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With the Carmelo Anthony to Chicago rumors swirling (likely fueled by Carmelo Anthony himself, dreaming of escaping New York), they decided to go straight to the source, Joakim Noah, and ask him what he thought about them and what he may or may not have done with Melo over the All Star break.

Noah apparently took it as an opportunity to finally show the world what we’ve long suspected, that he’s actually female.

See for yourself:

(Vine via sbnation.com)

OH MY GOD NOAH LIKE FINALLY TOLD THE TRUTH, THAT IS LIKE SOOOO AWESOME.

Now that Noah’s finally come clean as really being female, any potential hook up with Melo story is pointless, as no one cares if she’s straight. Plus, she needs to put some damn make up on already. We’re begging you Noah, please. For the good of humanity.

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