VINE: Alabama fan after getting arrested: “I’m innocent, Roll Tide!”

Alabama fans are a giant walking book of redneck stereotypes. Inbred? Check. Poor? Check. Illiterate? Check. Drunk? Check. High? Check. And what do they love to shout after all of these redneck activities? Those two magic words: “ROLL TIDE!” followed by y’all or some possible words we can’t use here.

For example: “I JUST GOT HIGH ON CRYSTAL AND BANGED MY SISTER! ROLL TIDE Y’ALL!”

So what would you expect an Alabama fan’s defense to be after getting arrested on a drug bust?

ROLL TIDE, of course:

(Vine via @BrianMFloyd)

Seems he’s done a lot more meth since his previous TV appearance on South Park:

It’s gonna be a while before he sees that bowling ball again.

The full news report video of him getting taken down:

(Video via foxsports.com)

We’ll miss you Alabama man.

For more fun with Alabama check out:

Our #NOTSCTop10 funniest tweets about Alabama hiring Lane Kiffin: notsportscenter.com/KiffinTop10

Video of  Alabama woman who tries to fight the entire Oklahoma student body: notsportscenter.com/CrazyAlabamaWoman

The 10 best gameday signs from the 2013 Iron Bowl: notsportscenter.com/IronBowlGamedaySigns

The recap in GIFs from the insane ending to the 2013 Iron Bowl: notsportscenter.com/IronBowlLOLWTF

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