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VINE: German kid screams, will haunt your dreams

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Germany struggled with Algeria for quite a while, then suddenly decided to start playing and finished them off. Did they get paid to take a dive (or many, many dives since we’re talking about the World Cup)? Were they going for some bizarre “screw around with poor unfortunate country and still beat them” X-Box achievement? Did they get too exciting over the thought of getting to take it to France again? All are possibilities.

But there’s one thing you hadn’t considered yet: their secret weapon.

No, we don’t mean the Nazis (ethnic cleansing isn’t exactly what we would call “humor”). And we don’t mean David Hasselhoff.

We mean a little boy. A terrifying little boy who was really, really, really, really excited.

And screamed so loud you could hear it from space:

(Vine via @SBNationGIF)

“YOU’LL NEVER TAKE MEIN COOOKIEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!”” (one word of German = close enough)

Okay so that may have been exaggerated, slightly. But who is crazier, German soccer kid or Marlins dancing kid/possible son of bat boy? You decide: (Vine: notsportscenter.com/CrazyMarlinskid)

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