VINE: LeBron calls out not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5 Germany goals


The pain Germany inflicted on Brazil is not of the simple get punched in the face kind. No, Germany basically dropped 98,000 nuclear bombs on Brazil all at the same time. And then did it again. And again, and again, and again.

(To see every German goal in a NSFB (Not Safe For Brazil) video narrated by Jim Ross, go here:

They scored: not 2, not 3, not 4, not 5, not 6, but 7 goals. Sound vaguely familiar?

We’ll let Mr. countdown himself take it from here:

(Vine via @StoolMilmore)

Thankfully (for everyone besides, you know, Brazil), unlike LeBron’s title count, they didn’t have to stop at 2.

Too bad they didn’t dial the evil meter up to 200 on a 1 to 10 scale and splice the original video with tears from Cavs fans.

Luckily when LeBron goes back, they can cut a new one with tears from Heat fans.

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