VINE: LeBron carried off after suffering horrific injury- cramps


If you listen closely, you can still hear the world celebrating LeBron James and the Heat falling to the Spurs in Game 1. Every Heat loss is like Christmas for the world, thanks to a certain network that we parody treating his every move like he cured cancer, AIDS, heart disease, ended war, solved world hunger, balanced the budget and dropped the unemployment rate to 0% all at the same time.

Don’t send us updates like this, and he won’t get trashed at every opportunity:

But fortunately for us, they do, so we get to have lots of fun at his expense.

And so do Spurs fans, who have already updated the definition of #LeBroning (video of the old definition, flopping is here:

Looks like one too many churros, right Charles Barkley?

What isn’t fun are serious injuries. Injuries where medical personnel and multiple teammates are involved. Where the game stops and we pray for that person’s health. It happened to LeBron tonight as he needed serious medical attention for a very, very graphic injury.

He had cramps.

(Vine via @gifdsports)

Poor baby. For more fun with LeBron acting like he died over something minor, check our our #NOTSCTop10 funniest flops by LeBron as a Heat player:

But how could we expect him to handle 88 degree heat? He only lives in a place where that’s the low temperature about 10 months out of the year.

Here’s a comparison of the injuries suffered by legends:

Tough break LeBron. Oh yeah…he didn’t break anything (like Willis Reed, who kept playing). He just acted like it. Got it.


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