VINE: Ryan Braun His Teammate In Head With Bat


Coming back from a lengthy suspension, Ryan Braun is striking back at baseball.  On Saturday, he struck teammate Jean Segura….in the head….with a bat. Rumor has it that Segura found the secret compartment in Braun’s locker.

(Vine courtesy @BecksWelker)

Asked about the secret compartment following the incident, Segura stated “I have no idea what you’re talking about”, indicating that either he has a concussion or he got the message.

Braun told reporters after the game, “I thought it was that anti-Semitic urine collector again. I swear he’s been stalking me, trying to collect samples every home run I hit.”

Fearing for his life, Hank the Dog now refuses to come out of his dog house.

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