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What 10 Super Bowl participants would look like with pixie cuts

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If we know anything about women, it’s that they like to screw with their look all the time (see also: Wreck, Train aka Cyrus, Miley). And one of the most popular haircuts recently (for some reason) is the pixie cut.

What the pixie cut does is make you able to take a beautiful woman like Jennifer Lawrence:

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And with some pixie magic, turn her into a 12 year old boy:

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Yikes.

So the people at mandatory.com, (the makers of what 10 QB’s would look like bald: notsportscenter.com/baldqbs) decided to give that haircut to some of the biggest participants in Super Bowl 48.

There’s some very interesting results. There’s 10 like a normal top 10. They aren’t ranked, but there’s a special surprise with the last one that would probably make it #1. Click through (by clicking the page numbers at the bottom) and check ‘em out. Starts with the Bronco Pixies, and ends with the Seahawk Pixies.

Knowshon Moreno

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Maybe Knowshon can use his new hair to dry up his pre-game tears.

Or at least blame it for being in his eyes and making him cry. Or something.

 

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