Post Week 3 NFL Power Rankings


Power rankings: the most argued and debated thing in sports that means literally absolutely nothing. People get pissed off and make crazy death threats against people because “my team should be #7 instead of #9…I’ll kill you…I’ll kill all of you!!!!” No one’s opinion about who the best team in the NFL is matters, the only thing that matters is winning the Super Bowl, but we all need something pointless to argue about because this is America after all. Arguing about pointless stuff is what we do (see also: politics).

But on that note, here’s our power rankings for after Week 3!


1. Denver Broncos

2. Seattle Seahawks

3-28. A bunch of NFL teams

29. Alabama Crimson tide

30. Pittsburgh Steelers

31-149. The other 119 FBS football programs

150-271. 121 FCS football programs

272-440. 169 Division II football schools

441. Blue Mountain State

442. Dillon Panthers

443. Los Angeles Temptation

444. Oakland Raiders

445-1491. A bunch of DIII schools and the other Lingerie Football League teams and some fraternity intramural teams and high school teams

1492. Little Giants

1493. Savannah State Tigers

1494. New York Giants

1495-99999. All the other high school teams, YMCA teams, pee wee teams, senior league teams, powder puff teams, groups of people that can spell “football” in the U.S.

(50 feet of crap)

Not Ranked: Oakland A’s

Not Ranked but 1 below the A’s: Jacksonville Jaguars


  1. Thomas


    Oh come on. The jaguars are better than the Oakland A’s

    • matt


      not in football though..

  2. Carlos Julio Pacheco


    why is BMS 441? two time FBS national title contenders plus the sickest campus in college. they should be at least batling with bama

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