NFL Week 7 #boldpredictions


Each week we like to do our take on NFL Network’s #boldpredictions. Here are NOTSC’s predictions for Week 7 (and if you missed, the one before TNF):

Bucs at Falcons: Red Cross will be at the game taking donations to help with the disaster that is the Falcons roster

Rams at Panthers: Cam Newton will call his team a wild card contender in a post game press conference and someone will laugh, leading to Newton busting out in tears

Bengals at Lions: The moment the game ends, police will take advantage of having both of these teams in the same place and arrest everyone on the field

Chargers at Jaguars: Philip Rivers will offer to blow the lead in the 2nd half and Jacksonville will say “no thanks, we’re good.” Then he’ll still try anyway. And still fail to do so.

Patriots at Jets:  Since the Jets haven’t been allowed to have sex, Bill Belichick will make sure they get some very rough sex on the field for 3 hours and won’t tell the Jets what the safe word is

Bears at Redskins: After the game, RG3’s nickname will be downgraded to reflect how he and his team are playing this year: RG.0000000000000000000003

49ers at Titans: Jake Locker will look at the defense on the other sideline and immediately leave and send his coach a text saying “Uh actually I’m not healthy enough play. I was JK. LOL”

Browns at Packers: Aaron Rodgers will play with 21 people out of the stands and Green Bay will still win by 30

Ravens at Steelers: They won’t even play this game, both teams will just stand around counting ringzzzz trying not to think about how bad they are this year

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